mickey: 

hey darling can you just hand this out for me


me: 

sure thing mickey


alec: 

um you shouldnt call her darling, thats sexist


me: 

yeah but alec i AM a darling


mickey: 

yeah, its not like i said she has nice tits or anything


i make the moves up as i go

(via chrisprattings)

September 19 2014

jesslikewoah:

MY MUD RUN IS IN TWO DAYS 

*FREAKING OUT*

also i stepped on the scale for the first time in two weeks cause i was scared and i have lost weight lol excellent 

MY MUD RUN IS IN TWO DAYS 

*FREAKING OUT*

September 18 2014

You thought Hitler’s first name was Heil?

September 18 2014
Thanks. It has pockets!

— every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

(via itdoesntreallymattress)

Chris Pratt and his face on Jimmy Kimmel Live

(via chrisprattings)

September 18 2014