ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

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July 29 2014

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

(via mrgolightly)

July 29 2014

annieuuu:

one of the greatest moments in television history.

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wolframalpha:

Just how much Jazzercise would it take to shake off the calories from 100 Taco Bell tacos?

your face looks like it was made by bethesda

— ancient and powerful insult (via yuriadventure)

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

(via xxtrapgoldqueenxx)

July 29 2014

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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July 23 2014